Double Meaning

Received this from my friend:

"I want to ‘satisfied’ my certificates". What the customer meant was "I want to certified my certificates". I was drinking a cup of water when I read this, almost choked myself. How DO you satisfied your certificates...mmmhhh I wonder.

Another incident happened while I was in Uni. A group of us wanted to go for a picnic at the Combe Abbey( a famous park in Coventry). It is quite far from our campus, so one have to drive to go there. One student from China suddenly raised his hand and said " I want to come but I don't know how to come" A naughty replied from one of local student "use you hand" :)

Funny...I 'love' English Language :)